Gym Thoughts

 

I went to high school with her. She was so stuck up. I think she stole my boyfriend once.

I’ll bet I can run faster. That’s right. That’s right. And I’ve had three kids.
And I’m a diabetic. AND…..ok. You’re pulling away….no..no…ok…..
But I had three kids and I’m a diabetic. So, I’m still winning.

How did she get so tan? How is that possible? It’s not normal.

That man smells so good. He smells better than most men smell in church.

I’m going to do more of everything here today.
Run more, faster, lift more, more reps.
No. I’m not. Just the same as yesterday.
Ok. Maybe half as much as yesterday. I just worked so hard yesterday!

Those kids are so loud. Is it necessary to be that loud?

Maybe I should hire a trainer. Wait, no, are they carrying 100 lbs on their backs? Up stairs? No. I don’t want to pay someone to make me try to die.

Oh look. I got a text. I’m so busy! I can just stand here and answer it bc it’s important bc I’m so busy, “I’ll bring the fruit dip and the cookies.” See? That was an important message that could not wait.

Sigh, back to work.